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Welcome To Chocky Pretzle Land
In super posters tummy, you will encounter strange,wonderful and speshalness people, like super poster himself, the pineapples, flying wok monkey, cumquats in buisness suits and many many more....... |
chocky pretzle times
NEWS FLASH!!!
21 days ago the ambidextrous pineapple escaped from the chocky pretzle land asylum for the ninety seventh time this month. the giant fluoro pink squid wearing tight green lycra bike shorts and the giant whale wearing a tutu and dancing the hula (the asylums men not in white coats) had this to say this morning after discovering ambidextrous' accomplice, flying wok monkey locked in a port-a-potty at midnight last night
"we wouldn’t have even known he was in there if it wasn’t for the perfumed chewed/regurgitated toilet paper mass floating from beneath the door. we have heard stories that wok monkey has been having affairs with the toilet lately, believing him to be bill clinton, and often being seen in this port-a-potty."
when questioned about his affairs wok monkey could only reply "starving, toilet paper, give me, NOW"
it is confirmed that wok monkey and ambidextrous are being held in high security padded cells with excess supplies of toilet paper. being closely guarded by super poster himself (not that that is much use seeing as super poster is also a patient of the chocky pretzle land asylum.)
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Welcome To our world
welcome to the world of 5 teenagers, with slightly higher than average I.Q.s
introducing; pita (flying wok monkey)
parsnip (ambedextourous pineapple)
babalon (the girl who is havig an existential crisis)
duckie (the giant whale wearing a tutu and dancing the hula)
and
the duck (super poster)
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national anthem
verse 1
i come from chocky pretzle land, i do, i do, i do.
i come from chocky pretzle land, lived in the city zoo.
they locked me up and kept me there, cause i scared everyone.
i come from chocky pretzle land, and it is very fun.
verse 2
i came from chocky pretzle land, i did, i did, i did.
and from the chocky pretzle cops i hid, i hid, i hid.
they found me hiding under a bush, kissing chickens on the head.
they executed me, and now im bloody dead.
verse 3
i come from chocky pretzle land, in super posters tummy.
he ate me up and kept me there cause i was very yummy.
so i escaped right out of him, through super posters bum.
and so he ate me up again, im still living in his tum.
if you had fun at our site please come back again
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